As a trucker

As a trucker stops at a red light, a woman catches up… She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Karen and you’re losing some of your load. “At the next red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the woman gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again, she says “Hi, my name is Karen, and you are losing some of your load! window. Again, she says “Hi, my name is Karen, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he gets out of the truck and runs back to the woman’s car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s winter in lowa and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”

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