The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long…
Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house when they decided it was time to get married. Determined to make it official, Little Johnny…
A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…
An elderly priest had grown tired of hearing the same sin in confession—adultery. Every week, it was the same thing. One Sunday, during his sermon, he sighed…
In the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school, the children lined up for lunch. At the front of the line sat a large tray of apples. A…
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…