A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how…

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip….

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin…

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife…

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the resultsOn her way home she stopped at…

GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you…

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks….

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife she ain’t…

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all…

Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb…

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room….