Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over; women like that are hard to find.”
MORNING CHUCKLE… They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I had to leave them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband…
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s…
Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, “If you get…
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was…
A worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” she said….
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How…