Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there…

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer…

Paddy is on a nu** beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps a hat over his privates. A woman walked past sniggering…

A teacher asked the class if they had any relatives who fought in the war. Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war…

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband…

5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much? She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,”…

A man at work calls home and his 8-year-old daughter picks up the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone? “No Daddy she…

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She…