A teacher asked the class if they had any relatives who fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss”, The teacher replies, “Rectum Johnny, rectum” Johnny says… “Rectum miss?.. It nearly f””king killed him!”.
A man stumbles upon a lost wallet containing $700. A few days later, he notices a public notice: A wealthy man has lost his wallet and is…
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…