A teacher asked the class if they had any relatives who fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss”, The teacher replies, “Rectum Johnny, rectum” Johnny says… “Rectum miss?.. It nearly f””king killed him!”.
An old French lady had owned a tiny shop in her village for many years. Everyone knew her, and most people stopped by for bread, coffee, or…
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”…
A woman was taking a taxi home late one evening after a long night out. About halfway through the ride, she reached into her purse and suddenly…
When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe, he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the tribe’s chief’s…
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…