Paddy is on a nu** beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps a hat over his privates.
A woman walked past sniggering and says, ‘If you were a gentleman, A woman walked past sniggering and says, ‘If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat’. Paddy replies, “If you weren’t so feckin ugly it would lift itself!
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…
A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down…
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…