The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I have some really great news. “I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew that she had been trying for awhile and told her I thought it I knew that she had been trying for awhile and told her I thought it was great and that I couldn’t be happier for her. She said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins.
“Amazed at how fast she could know that so soon after getting pregnant.
I asked her how she knew. She said, “I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy test in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”