A little five-year-old girl was usually driven to school in the mornings by her Grandad, but one day he had a bad cold so her Grandmother took her.
That night the little girl told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different. What with Granny was very different. What made it different? asked her parents.
Well, she replied, Gran and I didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, foreign prick or wanker on the whole journey.
A boy came home from school looking miserable. He dropped his backpack by the door and sat at the kitchen table with a long face. His mother…
A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked to speak with the loan officer. When she sat down, she explained, “I’m going to…
A fourth-grade teacher decided to give her students a short lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the classroom and said, “Children, listen carefully and…
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states…
One evening, a wife walked into the living room with a mysterious smile on her face. In a soft, seductive voice, she asked her husband, “Honey, have…
Two old friends, Walt and Ray, were sitting on a bench in the park one sunny afternoon, watching people walk by and talking about life. After a…