A little five-year-old girl was usually driven to school in the mornings by her Grandad, but one day he had a bad cold so her Grandmother took her.
That night the little girl told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different. What with Granny was very different. What made it different? asked her parents.
Well, she replied, Gran and I didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, foreign prick or wanker on the whole journey.
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a vrgn. Truth be told, he is vrgn too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cwers…
A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a br* for my…