Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the…
A Boy Comes Back From School
A boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her driver’s license. The blond starts looking through her car and then asks, “Uhh, what are they…
A Lady Goes To The Bar
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Funny – Cross The River
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge…
Story – An Old Man Breaks Wind In Béd And Starts A Farting Contest With His Wife
They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most….
Story – She Found Her Daughter Without
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…
THE MOTHER HAD WASHED HER HAIR
The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair…
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane…
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, ‘If I…
New Joke – a married man was visiting his girlfriend when she
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…