A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight…

A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked! “You sure…

A Male Patìent is Lyìng in

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…

Little Johnny And His Daddy

Little Johnny was a seven-year-old boy. He was naughty, funny, and very mischievous. One day, his mom was unwell and he was looked after by his daddy….

Woman ran up to me at the

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone. Can you…

Funny – A Blonde Got Caught In A

A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off…

Husband Asks Wife What Will Make Me Happy And Sad At Same Time

Husband Asks Wife What Will Make Me Happy And Sad At Same Time. A Husband looks at his wife and says. “I bet you can not say…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…

A Boy Comes Back From School

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

Girl Had Grown Hair Between Her Legs – Funny

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part…

Woman comes home and tells her husband

Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone. “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?…

Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…