The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk….
Eleventh Husband
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100….
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”…
A lady lost her handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse,…
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”…
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. ”Irish man…
A husband and wife were having
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big…
The Old Woman
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlíântica Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together. ”She began to play. Then a…
FUNNY – SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent….
Funny – A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
Perfect Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this, RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO…