A blonde cop pulls over a blonde

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her driver’s license. The blond starts looking through her car and then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?”

The blond cop replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it. “Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over.

The blond cop opens it, The blond cop opens it , takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over

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