Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Mick from Dublin was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and had already won €500,000. “Just one question away from a million!” said the host. “You’ve…
Little Tommy came home from school looking frustrated and red-cheeked.
Little Tommy, six years old and full of curiosity, came home from school looking frustrated and red-cheeked. His mom smiled and asked, “Rough day, sweetheart? How was…
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…
Three lively grandmas were sitting on a bench outside their retirement home
Three lively grandmas were sitting on a bench outside their retirement home, chatting away, when an old gentleman walked by. One of them called out, “Hey there!…
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every single year. And every year, Fred would say, “Edna, I sure would love to ride that…
Daughter’s Message
Daughter’s Message: Hi Dad,Guess what? I’m getting married soon — so get that wallet ready! My fiancé and I met online — started chatting on Facebook, became…
A young woman came home for the weekend
A young woman came home for the weekend, ready for hugs, home-cooked meals, and a little nostalgia. While helping her mom in the kitchen, she opened the…
How were people born?
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and…
You have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience….
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
How about giving a senior citizen a break?
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…