A guy walks into a bar and starts dialing numbers…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…
Jen, is the cat there?
Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being…
Two gas company servicemen were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…
A husband and his wife were sitting next to a drunk
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly. The wife…
Father John’s Saturday night bath
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play…
Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…
Laughter is often touted as the best medicine
Laughter is often touted as the best medicine, and there’s a reason for that. It’s a universal language that transcends boundaries and brings people together, regardless of…
A police officer pulled over a man speeding through town
PRICELESS! A police officer pulled over a man speeding through town. “Officer, I can explain—”“Quiet!” the cop barked. “You’re going to sit in jail until the chief gets…
An elderly couple was sitting in church one Sunday morning
An elderly couple was sitting in church one Sunday morning. About halfway through the service, the wife leaned over and whispered, “I just let out a silent…
Have her home by 10!
An elderly couple strolled by holding hands, and I couldn’t resist joking with the gentleman — “Have her home by 10,” I said with a wink. He…
Why don’t you eat them yourself?
An old lady was giving the bus driver handfuls of peanuts every few minutes. Finally, he asked, “Why don’t you eat them yourself?” She said, “I can’t…