A woman visits her husband in the prison
A woman visits her husband in the prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that . He’s exhausted !”…
A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth
A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…
Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some…
A guy walks into a bar and starts dialing numbers…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…
Jen, is the cat there?
Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being…
Two gas company servicemen were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…
A husband and his wife were sitting next to a drunk
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly. The wife…
Father John’s Saturday night bath
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play…
Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…
Laughter is often touted as the best medicine
Laughter is often touted as the best medicine, and there’s a reason for that. It’s a universal language that transcends boundaries and brings people together, regardless of…
A police officer pulled over a man speeding through town
PRICELESS! A police officer pulled over a man speeding through town. “Officer, I can explain—”“Quiet!” the cop barked. “You’re going to sit in jail until the chief gets…