A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn’t.
Officer: Yes, you were
I’m giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn’t speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge!(The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if (called you a jerk?)
Officer: Yes, you would
Man ; what if just thought that you were ?
Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you’re a jerk!
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