Two old guys from a senior center

Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch. One says, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You…

Video: An elderly gentleman went to his old friend’s house for dinner

An elderly gentleman went to his old friend’s house for dinner. He couldn’t help but notice how his buddy spoke to his wife with the sweetest words…

Video: A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job

A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks, “Are you allergic to anything?”He says, “Yes — caffeine.” “Have you ever…

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer Were Out Playing Golf 

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer Were Out Playing Golf  A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were trying to enjoy a nice round of golf.But…

I was waiting for that spot!

An elderly lady was patiently waiting for a parking spot in a crowded lot, her turn signal on, when a young man in a flashy red Mercedes…

King of the jungle

The lion was proud of his position as “king of the jungle”. One day he decided to be SURE that all the other animals knew that HE…

Video: What a coincidence!

Bob in bar orders champagne,Christine next to him says what a coincidence , I’ve just ordered Champagne too. I’m celebrating me too,what a coincidence. What are you…

Video: Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire…

Video: The night before one exam

The night before one exam, two students tied one on, (well, actually, tied two on, one each), and managed to sleep through the final. They realized they…

Video: Lady of My Dreams.

Sarah was cleaning up the living room when her husband’s phone lit up with a message from “Lady of My Dreams.” Her eyebrow twitched.Curious (and mildly dramatic),…

Video: The wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church

After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…

Video: Surgeon explains…

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…