A little five-year-old girl was usually driven to school in the mornings
A little five-year-old girl was usually driven to school in the mornings by her Grandad, but one day he had a bad cold so her Grandmother took…
A 90-year-old man mārrìès a bèāutìful 25 yèār-old woman
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…
Three trees
Three Trees & a Woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall…
A mārrìed còùple
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer…
The teacher was telling the kids
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine…
He said
He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall…
An uneducated
An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep.Some hours later, the father woke up his son….
A blonde
A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, “I locked my keys in the car.Do you have a coat hanger or something I can…
I was driving
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew…
Best Funny
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…
The other
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. I didn’t know why she was jumping…
A husband
Husband Starts Being Rude To His Wife And Leaves. She Responds With This. A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,…