A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Story – Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
Story Johnny Comes Home With A Porsche
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car? ”He calmly told them, “I…
She posed in a Christmas sweater, but she didn’t know why everyone was laughing
After noticing her 50p Christmas cardigan contained a pair of very unpleasant reindeer, a bargain-hunting grandmother was left red-faced. When Carolyn Hallam, 53, bought the knitwear at…
A naked lady ran into the Uber car
A naked lady ran into the Uber car and told the driver where she was going, and the Uber driver didn’t start the Uber he kept on…
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church.
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church. The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep. When the husband becomes aware of this,…
For 70 years, Mrs. Florian paid the rent for a house she did not live in.
It happened in 1939 when Paris was under the occupation of the German army. Madame de Florian was then 23 years old and decided to leave her…
The woman had just given birth, but a few seconds later the husband collapses
For three years David and Kate tried to have a baby, but one day the good news came: Kate was pregnant with twins! The two were happy…