Ray Came Home One Night And Fell Asleep
After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as…
One day
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class. Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny: I would want a wife like the…
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…
Cöp on horse
Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Mrs. Parks Asked Her Class A Very Unusual Question, But Her Response, In The End, Is Hilarious
In a small, well-lit 6th-grade classroom, Mrs. Parks, the affable science teacher, decided to impart a quirky yet educational lesson to her students. She leaned forward and…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months
Just a joke. No hard feelings! A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his…