I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this

What’s wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now

I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and let’s get out of here.