A man Calls his Boss and says, he can’t come to work today A guy rings his boss and says “Sorry, I can’t come to work today.”
The boss asks him, “Why not? Are you sick? “The guy says “It’s my eyes.
“Why? What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. The guy says, “I just can’t see myself coming to work today.”
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…
One day, a man rushed into a restaurant and quickly took a seat. When the waitress arrived at his table, he said, “Look, I’m in a hurry….