Five surgeons were talking about the best patients

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients…

The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.”

The second surgeon says, “Nah – librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The third surgeon responds, “Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color-coded!”

The fourth surgeon intercedes,” I prefer lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable.”

To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, “I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”

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