Math? Forget it
Little Johnny was known for two things: avoiding homework and inventing creative excuses. Math? Forget it. Numbers were his sworn enemy. Fed up, his parents decided to…
A businessman steps into the elevator
A businessman steps into the elevator and finds a cheerful blonde already inside. She flashes a smile and says, “T-G-I-F!” He nods politely and replies, “S-H-I-T.” She…
Video: A young blonde bride calls her mother
A young blonde bride calls her mother, sobbing uncontrollably. “Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!” Her mother tries to soothe her. “Now, sweetheart, I’m…
Video: We’re flying with American Airlines!
A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…
How was I born?
“Daddy, how was I born?” the little one asked. The father sighed, “Well, son, I guess you’re going to find out someday.” He leaned back and started,…
A wealthy rancher passed away
A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem:…
This tree jumped right in front of me!
A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident. Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch — and was calmly applying fresh…
A doctor at a mental hospital with his patients
A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…
Video: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps…
Video: Two old guys were pushing their carts
Two old guys were pushing their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other. “Sorry about that,” said the first old man. “I’m just a…
Video: A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
Video: There was once a man who took great care of his body
There was once a man who took great care of his body. He worked out every day, lifted weights, and jogged six miles like clockwork. One morning,…