Little Johnny was known for two things: avoiding homework and inventing creative excuses. Math? Forget it. Numbers were his sworn enemy.
Fed up, his parents decided to switch things up and enrolled him in a local Catholic school, hoping divine intervention might help.
On his first day, Johnny came home silent. No complaints, no TV, no snacks — just straight to his room. Four hours later, he emerged… with his math homework done.
The next day? Same thing. And the next. Johnny was suddenly a math machine.
After a week of this academic transformation, his parents couldn’t take it anymore. They knocked on his door.
“Johnny,” they asked, “what happened? You’re doing homework like it’s a sport!”
Johnny looked up and said, “Well… when I walked into math class and saw that guy hanging above the board on a giant plus sign… I figured they take math very seriously around here.”
