A businessman steps into the elevator

A businessman steps into the elevator and finds a cheerful blonde already inside. She flashes a smile and says, “T-G-I-F!”

He nods politely and replies, “S-H-I-T.”

She blinks, confused, and repeats, “T-G-I-F!”

He smiles again and says, “S-H-I-T.”

Now visibly puzzled but still trying to be friendly, she says once more, “T-G-I-F!”

He responds with the same calm tone, “S-H-I-T.”

Finally, she chuckles and explains, “T-G-I-F means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday!’”

He grins and says, “S-H-I-T—‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”

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