Sweetheart, I’m about to be away for another year.
An army officer is having a heartfelt conversation with his wife in the kitchen before heading off for another long deployment “Sweetheart, I’m about to be away…
A man is in his boat out on the lake with a bucket full of fish
A man is in his boat out on the lake with a bucket full of fish that he had just caught. A wildlife officer spots him and…
Boss, did you close the garage door?
A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him: Boss, this morning…
I was in a long line at a grocery store
This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came…
A female journalist in Jerusalem
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for…
Video: I was invited out for a night with the “girls”
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…
Video: I recently picked a new primary care doctor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…
How long before I can get a haircut?
This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About…
Video: A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge.
One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…
Video: I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…
Worried about her husband’s temper
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….
Today I went to KFC to grab the kids something to eat
Today I went to KFC to grab the kids something to eat. They wanted a kids’ meal with a leg, so I said, “Kids’ meal with the…