All the Beer You Can Drink for $1!
A guy is walking around town when he sees a bar with a sign advertising “All the Beer You Can Drink for $1!” He thinks that’s a…
A woman has a serious accident
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later the…
Video: Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older!
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when…
Video: A London lawyer gets pulled over by an Irish Garda
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish cop because he…
Video: Promise to send a postcard
Three sisters were getting married within a short period, and their mother, feeling a bit concerned about their honeymoon experiences, made them promise to send a postcard…
Video: Morris’ Last Will and Testament.
Morris had passed away. As his lawyer stood before the gathered family, he began reading Morris’ Last Will and Testament. *”To my beloved wife, Esther, I leave…
Video: Three newlywed men
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The…
Video: Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…
What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?
The district attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe the “not guilty” verdict he’d just heard. Bitterly, he asked, “What possible excuse could you have for…
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each…
The wedding ring
Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted to be inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put? Mother: Put what I put on…
I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of…