Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted to be inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put?
Mother: Put what I put on your father’s wedding ring.
Daughter: What does it say. I’ve never seen daddy with it off.
Mother: Yes. It’s worked very well over the years. It says, ‘Put it back on!’
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