An army officer is having a heartfelt conversation with his wife in the kitchen before heading off for another long deployment
“Sweetheart, I’m about to be away for another year.”
“Oh, I’ll miss you terribly!”
“I’ll miss you too,” he says with a mischievous glance at her chest, “And these lovely ladies of yours.”
Blushing, she suggests, “Why not give them a little attention now to make up for the coming year?”
His face lights up, “Absolutely! I’ll dedicate a squeeze for every month I’ll be away.”
He begins, “May,” squeeze, “June,” squeeze, “July,” and so on, naming every month.
Suddenly, he notices their 10-year-old son, Michael, standing beside them. Hastily retracting his hands, the wife exclaims, “Oh my goodness, Michael, when did you get here?”
After a moment of thoughtful silence, the kid responds, “umm… Mid-September?”
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