A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Jim, How are You?” The wife asks,…

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up!’ ‘But you must…

My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?” I responded “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent…

There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it by…

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little…

Sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the…

An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and…

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man…

The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”…

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny,…