It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and…

His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? ”Johnny: “Seven. ”Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I…

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full…

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…

A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband:…

PERFECT WIFE Wedding speech from modern girl to her in-laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house… Firstly I must…

Wife Realizes There’s Something Fishy About Her Husband’s Fishing Trip, So She Does Something Brilliant A man phones home to his wife and says, “Honey I have…

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come…

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…

Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…