A wife sent a message to her husband

A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”

Husband: Who is Priscilla? Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message. Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?

Wife: Where are you?? Husband: Near the vegetable market. Wife: Wait I’m coming there right now… After 10 minutes she texts her husband,

“Where are you?” Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

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