The husband store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the…
A nun gets into a cab
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a…
Caught in the Act
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a…
Funny – So the new CEO
So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall….
Two women met after many years
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son? “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate…
A lady failed the written and
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
Funny – Cowboy story
Cowboy chili, A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring…
POOR PROFESSOR!!
A professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife…” My dearest wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs…
Best Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
A Man Who Drank a Lot Was Told By His Wife
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…
A boss
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop…