Funny – A wife treats

A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Jim, How are You?” The wife asks, “How does he know you? Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.

” Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim? “Jim says to Wife. “Before you say anything, He’s on the Darts Team. “Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do You Crave, Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again?? “The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi…

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time….”Jim’s Funeral is on Sunday!!!

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