A Wife and
A WIFE WITH 7TH SENSE A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a…
She Didn’t Expect Her Husband To Say This When Their Son Asked About Boobs. Her Comeback Is
A family is at the dinner table when the son asks his father, “How many types of boobs are there?” Surprised, the father answers, “Well, son, there…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
Funny – An elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde….
A fireman came from work one day and told his wife
A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we…
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs? You don’t understand these things, Carl, it’s yoga and this is a position called the…
My wife called me as I was sat in the pùb last night
My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m…
She told her to
She Told Her Students To Use Big People Words. But Was Shocked When A Boy Said This. A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become…
Funny – Yesterday
Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing?…
So Little Johnny’s
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…
Little Boy – So funny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny…
At a winery the
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in…