A Wife and

A WIFE WITH 7TH SENSE A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box? We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things.

Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!” The wife noticed that there was something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.

After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job. The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he’d caught any fish, and so on.

The husband said: “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?” To which the wife responded: “I
did….. They’re in your fishing box”.

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