Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad! ”He climbs up…

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says…

A WOMAN’S POEM: He didn’t like the casserole, and he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to…

The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch…

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…

A WET SUIT man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’…

Bartender and Surprise I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me… So he showed me a naked picture of “my wife.

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I…

A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10…

A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, “I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I…

An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father woke up his…