Memory test of old man Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three timesthree?”…

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please…

A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing…

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…

A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk. “Buk”, says the chicken. So the librarian gives him a book. The chicken leaves with the…

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has…

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to…

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.” Later…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…

Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later. “The nun agreed. A moment…