A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
MORNING CHUCKLE… They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I had to leave them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband…
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s…
Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, “If you get…
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was…
A worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” she said….
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How…