Funny – A dude-up city biker
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with…
The child is asked to draw at school what his mother’s job is.
The child is asked to draw at school what his mother’s job is. He draws this picture that leaves the teacher speechless. But the child’s mother’s letter…
A Man ran home from work
A man ran home from work, and pulled his wife into the bedroom. Threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked…
A man had four sons!
A man had four sons from different mothers… *Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominic* Now his sons called for a meeting with their father to ask him why…
Paddy wanted to sell his car
Paddy wanted to sell his car. So his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for it….
Funny – A little old lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker…
The Best divorce letter ever! Dear Wife, I’m keeping in touch with you this
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your…
According
According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made…
Woman when
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches…
So funny – A husband
A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting with pride with the size of the dump he has just had. “Go and have a…
A redneck poem
A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY…
Daughter’s text to Dad so
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…