A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately,…

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however,…

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on…

A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…

Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69. Paddy’s never done one before so Mary says she’ll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor…

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…

He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants, don’t you? He said….. Shall…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…

Rude Bus Driver, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman…

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving…

Man Gets Into An Argument With His Wife But Is Shocked When She Does This A man and his wife were having some problems at home and…