A Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
A man calls his boss and says can’t come to
A man Calls his Boss and says, he can’t come to work today A guy rings his boss and says “Sorry, I can’t come to work today.”…
Man said his
Man said his wife was “beautiful” after surgery There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wifewas sitting by…
Man Spends
MAN SPENDS ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON PARTIES WITH BUDDIES. HE WASN’T EXPECTING THIS REACTION FROM WIFE. A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was…
A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads “for women only.”
A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads “for women only.” Since they are without their boyfriends, they…
The Woman’s Guide to Male
I’m hungry = I’m hungryI’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tiredDo you want to go to a movie = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can…
The Man’s Guide to Female
The Man’s Guide to Female English… We need = I wantIt’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You’ll pay for…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they…
More we versus they
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?? Two mothers-in-law. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, “I haven’t eaten…
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you…
A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and says “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says “No” and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the…
Two storks are sitting in their nest
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and a baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and the father stork is trying…