I’m going to become a lion-tamer
Two unemployed guys are talking.One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.”The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know anything about no lion taming.”“Yes, I do!”“Well, OK,…
One day Billy called Little Johnny
One day Billy called little Johnny.Billy: I’m in big trouble!JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name.“Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The officer…
A married couple is driving along a highway
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at…
Super Bowl Final
A man with tickets to the Super Bowl Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is…
A man walks into a bank
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has….
A wife arrives d home after a long shopping trip and
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was…
Funny – Mother Of Six
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A…
A teacher asked her class
A teacher asked her class “What is s*x?” Johnny got up and said: “S*x is a *temptation*, caused by a *sensation*, where a boy sticks his *location*…
A Newly
A Newly Married Man Tries Giving His Wife Rules But Never Expected Her To Say This, Typical macho man married typical good- looking lady and after the…
An Elderly
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter. ”Edna…