90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER! (FUNNY STORY)

90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. “But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where…

Decides to

Then This Happened… LOL! Not too long ago, there was a woman who felt that her husband was being distant and unloving. She wanted to know how…

Visits her

Mom Suspects Her Son Of Sleeping With His Roommate. What She Does Next Is Perfect. A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl…

Farmer Does Something Very

Farmer Does Something Very Strange At His Wife’s Funeral. This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night…

I’M SORRY MR.SAM !!

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…

A Wife, husband, and maid funny story

A wife, husband and maid A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do…

A Couple Goes In A Bar

A Couple Goes In A BarThe wife says,“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds,“Who is he?” The wife answers,“Well, five…

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,“Sorry sir,…

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out…

Johnny, where’s your homework?

“Johnny, where’s your homework”?Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response.“Johnny, I’ve been a…

A city boy

A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph.A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in…

An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site

An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site.He creates a profile and starts browsing through the available women. He finds one who looks interesting and…