A man ran home from work, and pulled his wife into the bedroom.
Threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them.
She was shocked – he hadn’t been like this for 20 years. Then her husband said: “Look! My new watch glows in the dark’.
An elderly couple, fresh off their 50th wedding anniversary, were sitting peacefully on the porch—each rocking in their chairs and reading. Out of nowhere, the wife reaches…
A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker at the…
A man stumbles upon a lost wallet containing $700. A few days later, he notices a public notice: A wealthy man has lost his wallet and is…
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…