This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain….
A couple were Christmas shopping
A couple were Christmas shopping.The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to…
Teacher: Johnny, why are you down today?
Teacher: “Johnny, why are you down today?”Johnny: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station.” Teacher: “Oh, I’m sorry to…
Little Johnny and Billy are arguing
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your…
A couple of old guys were golfing
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the…
The hubby stopped talking to his wife.
The Husband and wife had a blazing row!The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said,“I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to…
An elderly lady stopped to drive into a parking space
Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space,When a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the…
The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub
The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their…
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The…
The Wedding Ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl liked the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,”…
Funny Joke – Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife
She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day while in the field, Seamus’s…
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…