This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the barman,
“What the *** is that?”
The barman says,
“It’s a moose.”
The Scottish chap yells,
” How big are the cats!?”
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…
3 guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar, and ordered a drink. The man looked around…
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our…
It was the summer of 1957, and Bobby had spent almost an hour getting ready for his big date with Peggy Sue. He slicked back his hair,…
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all d*e. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says…