This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the barman,
“What the *** is that?”
The barman says,
“It’s a moose.”
The Scottish chap yells,
” How big are the cats!?”
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While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant,…
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