A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge…

A hot woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to…

Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger…

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.”…

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just…

This is why I didn’t show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife’s grandpa’s cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine…