After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B,…

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

After three crop failures in a row farmer Jones could not pay his loan at the bank. “Give me one more chance he pleaded. Don’t take my…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer…

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband…

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No…

One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up onshore….